Seagrass Salcombe, South Sands, Salcombe

Overcooked, well-formed seaside fayre

Burger source

Seagrass sits right on South Sands beach – one of two eateries in the small harbour. Formerly the South Sands Hotel restaurant, it’s rebranded but the pitch is the same: seafood-heavy menu, West Country sourcing, and a terrace view that almost certainly makes everything taste better. We were staying nearby on holiday, it was the local, and – full disclosure – I may not have gone planning to review a burger. But there it was on the menu, the South Sands Burger, and it called to me.

The order

The South Sands Burger: an 8oz steak burger, emmental, beef tomato, onion, cos lettuce, spicy tomato relish, pickled gherkin, brioche bun, served with skinny fries. £19.50 on the menu. We went early doors – 6pm, as a family, one of only a couple of tables in – so no queue, no rush, nothing. Though we had booked – if you’re going, do, especially in holiday season, as walk-ins were told there was nothing available, not even for ready money.

The meat of it

First impression: this has heft; the bun was glossy and domed, a token, sad, dry-looking gherkin speared on top like a flag planted on a small brown hill. Red onion rings thick enough to have their own gravitational field peek out from under the top bun, and you can see a glorious melt on the cheese.

Cut it in half and the cross-section tells the rest of the story: a thick disc of patty, cooked through with no pink remaining. The meat is coarse ground, I think, but tightly packed – making it dense – but not quite maintaining structural integrity the whole way through (as you can see from the random, large gaps). A landslide of melted emmental goops over it, the onion and tomato atop, and a token single leaf of cos lettuce layered beneath. Build looks the part – properly stacked, nothing sliding out sideways.

First bite, and the bun’s the first thing you register – good flavour, properly brioche-y, but overtoasted to the point of dryness. The patty follows, and it’s the real story: 8oz of well-seasoned beef, cooked just past where it wanted to be, leading to a crumbly texture. That said, the burger as a whole wasn’t dry; a decent lean-to-fat ratio held things together somewhat.

Vegetables did their job – the onion and tomato both crisp and properly fresh, no sad limp slices here. The cos lettuce, though, was doing token duty at best: one leaf, presumably there to stop the bottom bun going soggy, contributing little more. The gherkin suffered similarly – dry, more garnish than ingredient. Next time: a proper thin-sliced pickle worked into the build will do for this burger than a token spear balanced on top ever will.

The emmental was surprising. Normally I’m sceptical of emmental on a burger – too mild, too polite for the job – but heaped on and properly melted like this, it brought unctuousness to the texture and a genuine umami lift that you’d expect to need a sharper cheese for. And the relish is worth calling out on its own: closer to an Indian-style chutney than a standard tomato relish, mustard seeds coming through, a hint of sweet vinegar, real tang. It’s doing the sweet-savoury balancing act the burger needed, and doing it well.

The fries deserve their own paragraph, frankly. Skin-on, home-style, skinny – cooked and seasoned to the point where there’s nothing to fault. Good on their own. Better dunked – I ran mine through Zoe’s unwanted tartare sauce (fish and chips casualty), then through the last of the relish, and they were great in both. Zoe clocked how good they were before anyone else at the table said a word, which either speaks to some early culinary discernment developing, or to the fact that good fries are just obviously, unmissably good.

Pudding. The South Sands Summer Fruit Pavlova (Chantilly cream, meringue, fresh raspberries and strawberries, £12.50 as billed) was a genuinely good plate of food – cream piled and shaped into a dense ball, clearly the good stuff from the famous local Salcombe Dairy, whipped properly thick enough to use as a building material. Meringue underneath light and crisp, fruit fresh and sweet, a citrusy coulis drizzle – mango or passionfruit, hard to call – adding brightness on top. Lovely pudding. At that price, though, you’re paying the tourist tax as much as the dessert bill.

Verdict: for the burger; the components were mostly good, in places genuinely excellent, but let down by the two things that could have been better – the bun (overtoasted, dry) and the patty (overcooked, crumbly rather than juicy). The kids had opinions, too – Emily had one to herself, the rest all had a bite each – it played to their tastebuds, and their training is not complete yet. In time, they’ll understand what it was missing: a softer bun, toasted on the inside only, and a patty allowed to keep some pink in the middle. With that… this would genuinely competes with the best of them. As it stands, it’s a burger doing well in a restaurant that’s clearly built around something else.

Monkey finger rating

  • Bun – 3.5/5. Great flavour, let down by overtoasting and the resulting dryness.
  • Build – 4/5. Good stacking, but one sad lettuce leaf and a token dry gherkin drag it down.
  • Burger – 3.5/5. Well-seasoned 8oz of good beef, but overcooked into crumbliness.
  • Taste – 4/5. The relish and the melted emmental do a lot of lifting here and rebalance things.
  • Sides – 5/5. Skin-on skinny fries, cooked and seasoned to perfection – held up in mayo, tartare and relish alike. No notes.
  • Value – 3/5. £19.50 for the burger and fries is about the going rate these days. The pavlova? Daylight robbery.
  • Burger rating – 4/5. Good bones, good flavours, slightly hit by overcooking on both bun and patty – a genuinely good effort, inches from being a proper contender.

The ambience of it all

Worth saying: the setting is genuinely lovely, right on South Sands beach with the estuary view doing exactly what it’s meant to. It was calm and peaceful, a sunny day easing into a gentle breeze – the kind of view that makes you forgive quite a lot before the food’s even landed. Arriving at 6pm meant near-empty tables, quick service, and food that landed hot and fresh. Highly recommend the experience.

The deets

Seagrass Salcombe – South Sands Hotel, Bolt Head, Salcombe, TQ8 8LL
Tel: 01548 845900 · seagrass@southsands.com

Sam’s Riverside Restaraunt, Riverside Studios, Hammersmith

Beautifully crafted, slippery gourmet burger

Burger source

I was at the opening night of my brother’s new show, the excellent Hitchhiker’s Live at Riverside Studios in Hammersmith, and in need of sustenance. I’d been promised that Sam’s cafe would provide an excellent burger by my brother – a promise reaffirmed by the serving staff – and so I was set on my path.

Sam’s is a newish restaurant, set up just pre-Covid and specialising in seasonal British produce, so there’s a diverse, thoughtful menu featuring a wide range of creative and delicious sounding dishes. Their spiel:

The Modern British menus focus on the very best seasonal produce from all around the UK. The kitchen is passionate about working with our small artisan suppliers, from meat, fish and seafood to fruit and vegetables. The wines have also all been handpicked by Sam, and many are from wineries that Sam has visited and struck up personal friendships.

The order

My friend Matt had the halibut (naturally), but the eponymous Sam’s cheeseburger it was for me, served with chips. There’s no fanfare on the menu; no description of dry-aged meat, farm-to-table traditions, grass fed whole-wheat brioche or any such chicanery. It’s just Sam’s cheeseburger and I was there for it – both the burger, and its simplicity.

I was asked if I was OK if it was served medium. WAS I? I love places that grind their own meat and offer this. I was duly excited.

The meat of it

This is a pretty burger. Glossy bun, lovely stack – fresh vegetables, a whole layer of pickles, a perfect melt on the cheese, and elegantly simple plating. There’s little else to remark on at this stage in the proceedings, until the cross section kicks in.

And what a cross section! The bun is perfectly sturdy and airy, bringing a light, soft, but fluffy structure to the burger. The salad is as fresh as it seemed; the burger is as pink as was promised, with a good char, and a perfect melt on the cheese. You can see the meat is coarse ground and loosely packed, and there’s a well balanced layer of some kind of burger source providing lubrication and the promise of additional flavour.

So, the first bite… And in this case, you can judge a book by its cover. The patty is well seasoned, and melts in your mouth with an understated dry-aged funk. The cheese provides an unguent bind that adds salt and flavour – it is a very generous amount of cheese so the cheddar brings more than texture. The salad is bright, the tomatoes adding sweetness and moisture – though perhaps these could have done with a bit of seasoning. The pickles add mild but welcome sweet-and-sour notes. And the burger sauce adds bind but is somewhat non-descript – not a criticism, the burger doesn’t want for more flavour. The combination is very near perfect.

My very small notes; the burger is very… soft. The char on the hefty – 6-7oz – patty doesn’t add crunch, and the vegetables aren’t sufficiently robust to give structure to the bite. Fresh or crispy onions, bacon, or even a harder sear on the patty might have helped here. The stack doesn’t quite pass the structural integrity test – the problem with using whole pieces of lettuce (vs shredded) at the base is always that it makes the burger want to slide off the rink and onto the plate. But… these are minor. People that aren’t as fussed about textural contrast in a burger as I am would probably not notice, and if I hadn’t cross-sectioned the burger perhaps the slipperiness wouldn’t have mattered. It’s really very good.

The fries were nigh on perfect. Crispy on the outside, squidgy in the middle, they were made from high quality potatoes, generously seasoned, and cooked to perfection. They were perhaps marginally heavy with the salt shaker but that’s always an individual judgement, so your mileage may vary. Dunked in the ketchup and/or mayo that was provided, these were a delicious and generous portion and perfect to the very last chip.

Monkey finger rating

Bun –  5/5
Build – 4.5/5
Burger – 4.5/5
Taste –  4.5/5
Sides – 5/5 – near faultless fries 
Value – 5/5 – £19 for burger and fries seems to be the going rate and the quality was excellent, so I’m scoring full points.

Burger rating – 4.5/5 – I suspect for many this will be a perfect 5.

The deets

Sat in the rear of Riverside Studios, this place is a sub ten minute stroll from Hammersmith Station, and as you’ll be going to see Hitchhiker’s Live anyway… you should go, yes?

An urgent missive to pub landlords and restauranteurs around the UK on the humble burger

Dear publican, restaurant owner / manager / chef,

You’ve doubtless noticed that London, and increasingly the UK in general, has undergone something of a renaissance when it comes to burger fayre. No longer are we satisfied with an overcooked hockey puck of beef, wedged into a floury bap and presented with a bottle of squeezy ketchup by way of condiments. That doesn’t mean we’re all pretentious gits who should order something else (well, maybe it does, but nonetheless); please consider the following attributes of a good burger, easily managed in virtually any kitchen, which will turn your ‘burger’ option from a tedious, seldom-ordered staple to a featured attraction.

After eating burgers at well-thought of pubs and hotels in the area out of curiosity (given I write this blog), I’ve been nothing but disappointed, so felt the need to offer some genuinely well-intentioned advice for chefs to consider. One of these disappointing venues, incidentally, is a five star luxury country hotel and the other is a local pub that boasts a chef who worked at a Michelin-starred restaurant in its kitchen, so these aren’t amateurs. Which makes their burger offers all the more mystifying in their mediocrity.

See what you make of the following:

  • If you freeze your burgers, freeze them well. Wrap them individually, seal them (zip lock if possible, cling film is porous apparently) limit moisture lose through sublimation when they’re awaiting cooking. Otherwise the juiciest burgers will become dry and powdery when you take them out to cook them. It’s perfectly possible to make a delicious juicy medium burger from a frozen patty – cook it slow and finish it fast.
  • If you’re buying your burgers in, get them to do all of the above! If they don’t, switch your burger supplier! I found an excellent supermarket burger recently, am sure they’d be available wholesale nationally.
  • The fat/lean ratio is important. Again, don’t feel the need to use lean meat. 20-25% fat vs 75-80% lean seems to be the magic number. People have to cope with the fact that a burger isn’t the healthiest option on the menu.
  • The grind is important. If you’re making your own burgers, don’t pack them full of finely ground meat and squash them till they hold their shape. Course ground, loosely packed. Makes for a less chewy mouthful and that melt-in-your-mouth experience.
  • Burgers shouldn’t be served well done. You’re not allowed by law to sell them below ‘medium’ so go with that. It’ll add a juiciness quotient that is well worth striving for. If you sous vide, this is easy to do for large groups too – just char them on a hot grill for a quick finish and those vital flavours. Unless you’re going for a different burger style (smash-burgers and sliders have different rules).

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You can see all the things that are wrong with this burger. Dry, overcooked patty. Tightly packed, fine ground mince. The thick cut bacon? Flavourless and insufficiently charred for my liking. Bun? Stale. Sauce? Ketchup on the side.

  • It needs seasoning! At least the salt and pepper, the rest is for fancier burgers, but the ‘natural’ flavour of beef is quite bland so help it out.
  • Think through the sauce. A good condimentary [sic] partner  for your burger may not be the cloying sweetness of ketchup or the sharp bite of mustard. A relish, a mustard fry – lots of easy, great options to plan a burger around.
  • The bun matters. Dry, slightly stale floury baps – won’t do. I’m partial to an egg-washed soft white roll, toasted on the inside only. Has to hold up to juicy beef, and depending on the sweetness of your relish/sauce, you may not want the sweetness of a brioche or demi-brioche (much as they are all the rage, it seems).  The bun/patty ratio is important too – except for,dehydrated frozen burgers (the bad kind) most fresh burgers shrink as they lose moisture, so plan your patty size/bun size accordingly. Unlike the BK ads, meat doesn’t need to overhang the bun (you’ll have a problem with bun structural integrity if you do) but less than 95% bun coverage and you start to have plain bread mouthfuls and that’s not a good thing.
  • Cheese needs to be melted on. Nothing else needs to be said here. A lid and a bit of water work well here without needing to overcook the burger (I witnessed the dirty burger chefs do this, also softening the lettuce and tomato slightly at the same time – a great trick).
  • Everything else is an accessory. But accessories matter! Whether you include a pickle. Raw or cooked onion or caramelized onion. Chicken-skin fries, triple or double cooked. Lettuce or slaw. Just think it through in the context of a plate. Less is definitely more.

I think that’s most things, but if I’ve missed anything, I’m hoping the burger community will help me out in the comments, and I’ll update this post (with attributions). It seems like a lot but… it’s not really! Change your burger supplier and your baker (or at least, your order from the same!) and brief your chef and you’re away.

In a year with Brexit, Trump, terrorist attacks and celebrity deaths, the last thing anyone needs is a mediocre burger to top it all off.