Granger & Co, Kings Cross, London

Rich, sweet and savoury feast

Burger source 

Not gonna lie, when I got to Granger & co, I picked up the Vegan menu and got a little flustered. The friend who we were celebrating has something of a flair for the dramatically plant-based and whilst that would have been fine, the menu also had a higher words-to-event ratio than a Jane Austen novel, so it took a bit of parsing.

Eventually, my middle aged eyes differentiated the vegan menu from the omnivore menu and found that they had a burger – and it sounded great! Who knew that this is what the spirit of Australia would feel like.

Everything about Granger & Co. reflects the ‘Australian’ spirit: sunny, light, vibrant, and always generous. Our warm, welcoming neighbourhood restaurants offer all-day dining that makes you feel good and at home.

The order 

This place is too fancy to name its dishes, so I had the descriptively named Grass-fed beef burger, dill pickles, butter lettuce, caramelised onions and herbed fries 22 + gruyère. I also had a £6 glass of home-made ginger ale, and split a pudding – am £11 choux bun. This place carries some heft.

Being offered a choice in how the burger was cooked is ALWAYS a good sign, and the staff were pretty proud of it. Good for them, good for us.

The meat of it 

Let’s take a look.

That is some fancy and yes, ostentatious presentation. Well seasoned (albeit pale) herbed fries notwithstanding, the salad is bright and fresh, that heritage tomato does make tomatoes as a whole perhaps look appealing. The meat has excellent char, the bun is toasted well – at least somewhat – on both sides – and the gruyere has an superb melt.

In cross section, two pics – with/without flash:

They did indeed deliver on the promise of a medium finish (though this is more plainly visible on the flash-image on the right). The layer of caramelised onion is thick and consistent, the gruyere is melted atop the onions – adding structural bind. A thin layer of relish finishes the top layer, and the bottom bun is bare – a flaw in the self-assembly presentation of salad on the side of plate, as every burger aficionado, knows the salad needs to protect the bottom bun. Whatever the emoji says🍔 – and it was too messy to self assemble the correct way.

On first taste… the burger is soft, melt-in-your-mouth, dry-aged meat with a light hint of the expected funk. At first the flavour seems mild, then you’re hit with a depth of umami from the excellent seasoning, the unctuous, salty bite of the gruyere, the sweet hit of the caramelised onions and the meh of the relish – which is lost in that avalanche of sweet-and-savoury flavour. The meat is coarse ground and loose packed, which – alongside a high fat ratio and a perfect cook – leads to an extraordinary texture. The bun holds up, providing bland contrast to this taste explosion.

In fact, it is almost a perfect mouthful, and the build is so elegant that virtually every other bite follows the same profile. Consistently excellent, deep, rich, savoury, sweet and fulfilling. The only slight criticism is that texture contrast is limited – it’s quite a mushy mouthful – and some fresh onions, or crispy onions, or streaky bacon – would have completed the experience. And perhaps a burger sauce instead of the relish – at times the thick layer of onions could overwhelm somewhat with sweetness, and I didn’t taste the pickles at all – so there was no vinegary hit to cut through the almost cloying sweetness of the onions.

Still, these are small notes on an exceptional burger.

As to the side, the salad, the drink and the pud?

The salad was salted, and the tomatoes as fresh and sweet as you could hope for two months into the UK’s autumn. The butter lettuce likewise – fresh and bright, though I do prefer a shredded iceberg, perhaps that itself a sign of a misspent youth.

The fries looked pale and anaemic but were in fact perfectly crooked – crisp and fresh, brilliantly seasoned with a clean tasting herb salt that hit of parsley (I think), and were fabulous dunked in generous pots of mayo.

The choux bun – full title: choux bun, orange and fennel seed craquelin, citrus curd and crème fraîche – was a surprise with every mouthful. I don’t know what craquelin is when it’s not on a roast pork joint, so didn’t really know what to expect – but the soft puffy ball is textured like a chewy profiterole; the creme fraiche is unsweetened and the fennel seed adds to the savoury bite. The sweet and sour curd reminds you this is, in fact, a pudding, and despite the confusing blend of flavours and textures – this dish mysteriously works. And is a fresh, bright, palate cleansing joy.

Monkey finger rating  

Bun –  4.5/5  – slightly dry but not bad, well balanced against the burger
Build – 5/5 – not even going to take points off for DIY salad because the rest of it was so well done
Burger – 5/5 – some of the best quality, best cooked, best seasoned beef patty I’ve had in a while
Taste –  4.5/5 – small deduction for too much sweet and not enough crunch 
Sides – 4.5/5 – very strong fries, very interesting pudding   

Value – 4/5 – at nearly £50 for the meal (and admittedly friends had wine, so that pumped up the averages somewhat), this was a punchy meal. But a brilliant vibe, delicious food, and excellent service

Burger rating – 4.5/5 – very little to fault here. Hurrah for the Australian spirit.

The deets 

There’s a few locations. Find your nearest one here. The Kings X one is literally out the main entrance, out the back, heading up to Coal Drops Yard.

Bleeding Heart Tavern, Hatton Garden, Farringdon

Slightly overcooked but tasty, chunky burger

Burger source

The Tavern Wine Bar & Grill is a city staple and offers a decent gastropub-style selection of food, which I think you might classify as ‘modern European.’ The restaurant had a fab atmosphere and brilliant service and was a lovely place to celebrate a few colleagues moving on to new things, and a great chance to catch up with our former chief crochet officer, Josie.

Naturally I was tempted by their take on the burger.

The order

The Tavern’s 6 oz Scotch beef burger was served on a toasted sourdough bun, with red onion marmalade, Gruyère cheese, dill gherkin & tomato. I had a side of “Truffled” fries (I did not realise we were doing truffle as a verb, but I’m unexpectedly here for it). Because we were doing starters, I went for a Morteau sausage, served with puy lentils and a mustard sauce, which I’ll handle with the ‘sides’ to keep consistency with my review format and avoid throwing my sense of order to the wolves.

The meat of it

Let’s take a look.

It’s good plating – tidy, well stacked. The bun, toasted on both sides is… unexpected, and you can see a good melt to the cheese. The fries look crisp and the coating of shaved Parmesan – well, you can’t go wrong with fresh Parmesan, though it can be too much. BUT WAS IT? We’ll get there, be patient.

First, an accidental close up of the burger and the obligatory cross section shot:

The close up shows the beautiful melt on the Gruyère. The cross section shows the elegant stack, a layer of unadvertised lettuce along the base alongside the promised tomato, peeking slightly unobtrusively out from amongst it, the LONG, long dill pickles (more on this shortly) and the meat… which is decidedly not medium, as I was promised, but very close to well done. It is also surprisingly densely packed. Will it suffer for it?

First bite… and it’s good. The meat is juicy despite being overdone, and there’s char coming through from both the bun and the crust of the patty. It’s subtle and pleasant; no dry aged funk, just straightforward, high quality beef with an (un)healthy fat/lean ratio. The patty is well seasoned, the Gruyère adds bind without much flavour, but the burger sauce/mayo/whatever’s in with the salad adds a pleasant salty gooey-ness that helps bind it all together. The pickle is pleasant but indistinct and rather too large – you have to be careful to not have it sliding out in its large, long slices, and I’m silently wishing they’d just cut it into discs like Maccers does.

The ‘marmalade’ – relish by any other name – provides the sweet balance to the umami mouth punch of the rest of the burger, giving good balance to it. The sourdough provides structure and stability and pleasant starchiness. It’s a good combo, that would have been improved with a bit more crunch from somewhere (bacon? Crispy onions?) for that textural contrast I value so much, and just slightly less time on the grill for a pinker finish. And if I’m being brutal, a looser pack on the patty to make it just a tad less robust. The whole was definitely greater than the sum of its parts, and the heft of the 6oz patty means this will leave you pleasantly full.

As to the fries and the sausage? Well you can see the fries above, but let’s get to the sausage ‘Morteau’:

I did ask what Morteau was, and it was described as a ‘smoked sausage’. If you’re thinking that looks like slices of a Matheson’s sausage, you’d be spot on. But it’s denser and richer, and the puy lentil and mustard sauce are done perfectly, providing a surprisingly delicate counterpoint to the salty, garlicky, smoky sausage. It’s lovely.

The fries… were a little disappointing. Even without the caveat that I don’t love truffle (but I prefer fries to the chunky chips on offer elsewhere on the menu). Disappointing because they weren’t fully cooked (some of the fries were decidedly undercooked), and because the combination of a healthy amount of seasoning, Parmesan and truffle flavour led to a confusing profile. It was simultaneously just a bit much… and not enough.

Monkey finger rating

Bun –  4/5 – good but unexceptional
Build – 4/5 – curse you, pickle slices!
Burger – 4/5 – more pink, less pack
Taste –  4/5 – solid
Sides – 4/5 – deduction for fries redeemed by quality sausage 
Value – 4/5 – £22 for burger and fries, £30 with sausage, plus service plus drinks – feels sensible if unexceptional value for a nice burger in a nice restaurant.

Burger rating – 4/5 – I would go back here, though I’d like to try some of the other excellent looking food next time.

The deets

Just a few minutes from Farringdon station, make sure you know whether you’re going to the Bistro or the restaurant – we did the latter. Find out more here.

Haché Burgers, High Holborn, London

A near perfect burger, marred only by a dense brioche and average sides

Burger source

There’s little about the burger itself origins, other than the fact that the original owners set out to create ‘gourmet bugers, with nothing but the best ingredients.’ Bought out by Hush in 2016, the restaraunt has expanded from its original site in Camden and now has locations all London; this one was on High Holborn, a short walk from the tube. The new owners wanted to ‘reclaim burgers for grown-ups’ (so far, so clichéd), so Haché Burger Social expanded.

I must admit, the name put me off slightly – have never been a fan of Steak Haché, but Debs at work has been evangelising it to me for some time so I thought to give it a try!

The order

I ordered the ‘Steak le Fumé’ – £12.95 of caramelised onions, smoked bacon, Gruyère & house coleslaw, rather joyfully presented in a smoke-filled dome. It was close enough to my standard ‘cheese and bacon’ standard to be indicative for the review, I felt, but had added panache and drama, which was, y’know, ridiculous but fun. Damian and I shared standard fries (frites, natch) and onion rings (disappointingly not rondelles d’oignon panées). And I broke and ordered the banofé pie for pudding. Drank a raspberry mojito thanks to happy hour.

Let’s get into it.

The meat of it

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The drama was as entertaining as needless as you’d expect. The smokiness was gentle, though, this isn’t a charcoal-grilled burger, a light woody, smokey aroma just infuses everything.

The stack was good, which is clearer still in the cross section. Whilst all burgers default to medium well, they recommend them medium rare and that’s what I went for. The meed has a good crust and a thick band of pinky-red running through the centre.

First bite, moment of truth.

The brioche (we had a choice of ciabatta, but that, for me, would not have been a proper burger) was dense. It lacked the pliancy you’d expect and indeed want froma burger bun; it’s too chewy and it’s extremely sweet. Unnecessarily so in a burger which had its own sweet caramelised onions, sweet coleslaw and sweet, sweet meat already.

Everything else, however: pitch perfect. Cheese was melty and bound the burger well; the bacon was exquisite; whilst not as crisp as American style streaky, it had a rich, salty, pancetta-y quality that was in perfect contrast to the sweet, pink ground beef. The beef is a star attraction, coarse ground and juicy, lightly smoked, a thick, crunchy, well-seasoned crust holding it all together; it’s melt-in-your-mouth luscious, and thankfully lacks the gaminess some dry-aged bef has. The onions and coleslaw provide a sweet finish (no ketchup needed at all), the meat melts in your mouth, and the overall experience was just… great. Even with the bready bun.

The sides… the fries are partially skin on, thin cut frites, crisp on the outside and well seasoned. Solid but standard. There were variants on offer and perhaps we should have tried those, but they were very pricey and seemed unnecessary to me.

The onion rings, whilst making use good thick chunks of fresh, sweet onion, were coated in an ordinary batter and slightly underseasoned. So they were just OK.

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Pudding… let me start by saying that banoffee pie is one my kryptonite dishes; no matter how determined I am not to pudding, if a banoffee pie or a sticky toffee pudding is on the menu, I will struggle. And I’ve never had a bad banoffee pie – after all – it is simplicity itself; biscuit base, caramel, banana, cream, chocolate. Nothing else to it.

Unless, of course, you get carried away and put on 3 inches of cream. Which is what Haché has done, sadly making an extraordinary pudding… ordinary. Every ingredient is high quality and tasty on its own, but this enormous slab of pud just has too much bland cream atop it.

The Raspberry mojito wasn’t bad, if you’re into sweet cocktails. Minty, fresh with a good soda fizz on top, appropriately limey as well.

Monkey finger rating

Bun – 2.5/5
Build – 5/5
Burger – 5/5
Taste – 4.5/5
Sides – 3/5 -bump for the onion fries
Value – 3.5/5 – £13 for the burger, £3-£6 for sides, £6 for puddings. Not cheap; even with 2-4-£10 happy hour cocktails.

Burger rating – 4.5/5 – the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Desite the bready bread, the ordinary sides and the disappointing pudding, I would put this in my top five burgers in London easily (alongside Dip & Flip, Cut & Grind, Bleecker Street, and Lucky Chip).

The deets

There are branches all over; online booking is easy. Check the website here.