Buntrix @ The White Swan, Alie Street, Aldgate East

Bacon cheese burger and fries

Just complicated enough

Burger source 

The White Swan is a lovely local boozer near my office in Aldgate East. Full carpet, stool, woodpanel experience, and staffed by the loveliest people you can imagine, it is a favourite for an after-work pint. After hosting a community meet up for me in their very reasonable private room, we spotted the burger ‘residency’ in progress with the folk from Buntrix.

I can’t find much info on who Buntrix are, but the food looked great and by the time we were free to eat, it was 8.30 so… needless to say, it had to be done. BT colleagues, strap in, you’re going to want this as a reference point for any visits you have planned to One Braham.

The order 

I went for the The Flame Stack, a bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions and burger sauce on a soft toasted bun, with just enough lettuce and pickles to make it messy and a little bit complex.

For some people, the search is for an uncomplicated burger. For me, well, regular readers will know that I’m drawn to just a little complexity to bring the flavour contrast that makes the burger such a paragon of modern cuisine. We need the sweet/salt contrast, we need the soft/crisp contrast, I quite like the fresh/unguent contrast, and the additional separate sweetness, crisp and sourness of the salad and pickles. Ultimately, what I think many will agree is – we need the gestalt operating in service of a more jaw-dropping gastronomic experience.

If you think that’s too dramatic a send-up for a burger, well, then, perhaps stop reading now as it’s only going to get worse.

The meat of it 

Look at it. There’s something unassuming about this. It’s almost a burger that you might have at home, served up off the BBQ after being Dad-sembled on a not particularly well considered production line. But that simple and relatively plain presentation gives off clues that it is something else; something different; something better. Look at the melt on the cheese; the peek of dark, crisp bacon, the amazing sear on the meat, the gentle glisten of the bun, the bright, fresh lettuce. There’s more to this burger than meets the eye.

In cross section, you see more messiness. Onion and lettuce clump out; the coarse ground meat seems barely held together. The bun seems to compress immediately and struggle to hold up under the burden of the (5oz?) patty. It’s hard to tell if we’re dealing gourmet style or smash patty but… either way, it’s messy.

First bite. If you’d been judging the book by its cover, you would at this point be slapping yourself. Because the clumsy, BBQ aesthetics of this burger give way to a flavour and mouthfeel explosion. The bun is soft, sweet and pliant; the crust of the patty brings crunch, the meat itself melts away with a lingering sense of beef and happiness. This is compounded by the additional crunch and umami explosion of the crispy, thick cut bacon. The vegetables add sweetness, and sourness from the pickle and a faint hint of both in the burger sauce bind everything gloriously. The grilled onions add, too – a gentle, sweet bite in every mouthful. If this burger was a robot it would be Voltron because the whole is far more immense and powerful than the parts are, and despite looking like a glorious mess when combined – it is a tremendous force for good.

As to the fries? Good. Crisp with fluffy potato interior – slightly underseasoned – which is fine – because that makes dunking them in the provided, unrequested mayo and ketchup pots clearly part of their design.

Together? Fabulous. Really, really good combination. Can recommend.

Monkey finger rating  

Bun –  4.5/5 – despite what looked like excessive squidge
Build – 1.5/5 
Burger – 4.5/5 5
Taste –  4.5/5  
Sides – 4/5 –    
Value – 5/5 – £16 for burger and side, ish.  

Burger rating – 4.5/5 – I would go back for this tomorrow. Seriously, I’d like to.  

The deets 

The White Swan is tucked away on Alie Street, directly behind the BT building. It’s a delight; food’s served from 12 noon-9pm and you can find them here.

Cardinal Bar & Kitchen, Aldgate, London

Imbalanced but not irredeemable

Burger source 

A happy restaurant non-booking accident led us to a meal at this East London eatery, ostensibly taking cues from Brick Lane but atmospherically holding all the vibes of a modern gastro-hotel restaurant – which I think is broadly what it is. Downstairs from the amazingly trendy Jin Bo Law cocktail bar (though independent, I think), the less queue-inducing restaurant features a diverse contemporary menu carrying gastrointestinal pub vibes – fish and chips, steak and chips and the burger – alongside Asian inspired fusion dishes, like tandoori lamb chops (served with crushed potatoes and watercress), and salmon mie [sic] goreng. Naturally the burger drew my attention!

The order 

The eponymous Cardinal burger features a dry aged beef patty, kimchi mayo, smoked apple wood cheddar, caramelised onions, lettuce, tomato, gherkins, fries. That was all for tonight; let’s see how they did.

The meat of it 

There’s no question this is a pretty burger; a perfect, shiny, brioche roll, a wonderful melt on the cheese, a lovely char on the patty, bright, fresh looking veggies and a sensible amount of kimchi mayo – enough for flavour and texture, not so much that it splurges out when you take a bite.

In cross section, you see the lovely airy grain of the bun, the elegant stacking (veg below, correct, even-ish bacon coverage, yes, fresh veg in decent proportion, yay, and controllable amounts of mayo. But look at the meat – whilst coarse ground, it is almost grey, and the burger shattered on slicing. This says, nay, shouts – as my teenage and tweenage daughters might say – ‘I’m cooked, bro.’ And not in a good way.

First bite confirms – whilst there’s excellent seasoning and a tasty char on the exterior, the patty is dry and tough. There’s a gamey flavour that speaks to quality, dry-aged (?) beef, but its texture disappoints. The kimchi mayo adds some sourness but no spice whatsoever; I’m not schooled enough in kimchi to know if that’s right or not, but regardless – the flavour balance is off. The sour from the kimchi overwhelms any sweetness left in the overcooked meat and renders the pickle completely invisible, the brioche’s soft sweetness doesn’t quite recover the balance. The bacon is excellent, as is the cheese, but the overall balance means this is just a little bit meh.

On the fries… they’re pale, slightly undercooked and slightly under-seasoned. So whilst they are again made from high quality potatoes, the overall experience underwhelms, with the pots of ketchup and mayo unable to compensate for the bite of undercooked fry.

The meal was £19 plus £2.50 for the extra bacon. This seems to increasingly be standard fare these days, but I would have expected better for the ££.

Monkey finger rating  

Bun –  5/5 – this was the one faultless element  
Build – 3/5 – architecturally strong, flavour profile – not so much 
Burger – 3/5 – well seasoned, quality meat abused on the griddle.
Taste –  3/5  – possibly being generous here.
Sides – 2/5 – you had one job, fries  
Value – 2.5/5 – I can’t celebrate £22 on something I didn’t really enjoy  

Burger rating – 2.5/5 – could do better. Spicy kimchi, sweetness from somewhere, and a better cooked patty – would have made this really interesting. 

The deets 

Right by Aldgate Tube, dodge past the queue for Jin Bo Law, walk past the lifts and head straight to the back. You can’t miss it. And failing that, the website’s here