Buntrix @ The White Swan, Alie Street, Aldgate East

Bacon cheese burger and fries

Just complicated enough

Burger source 

The White Swan is a lovely local boozer near my office in Aldgate East. Full carpet, stool, woodpanel experience, and staffed by the loveliest people you can imagine, it is a favourite for an after-work pint. After hosting a community meet up for me in their very reasonable private room, we spotted the burger ‘residency’ in progress with the folk from Buntrix.

I can’t find much info on who Buntrix are, but the food looked great and by the time we were free to eat, it was 8.30 so… needless to say, it had to be done. BT colleagues, strap in, you’re going to want this as a reference point for any visits you have planned to One Braham.

The order 

I went for the The Flame Stack, a bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions and burger sauce on a soft toasted bun, with just enough lettuce and pickles to make it messy and a little bit complex.

For some people, the search is for an uncomplicated burger. For me, well, regular readers will know that I’m drawn to just a little complexity to bring the flavour contrast that makes the burger such a paragon of modern cuisine. We need the sweet/salt contrast, we need the soft/crisp contrast, I quite like the fresh/unguent contrast, and the additional separate sweetness, crisp and sourness of the salad and pickles. Ultimately, what I think many will agree is – we need the gestalt operating in service of a more jaw-dropping gastronomic experience.

If you think that’s too dramatic a send-up for a burger, well, then, perhaps stop reading now as it’s only going to get worse.

The meat of it 

Look at it. There’s something unassuming about this. It’s almost a burger that you might have at home, served up off the BBQ after being Dad-sembled on a not particularly well considered production line. But that simple and relatively plain presentation gives off clues that it is something else; something different; something better. Look at the melt on the cheese; the peek of dark, crisp bacon, the amazing sear on the meat, the gentle glisten of the bun, the bright, fresh lettuce. There’s more to this burger than meets the eye.

In cross section, you see more messiness. Onion and lettuce clump out; the coarse ground meat seems barely held together. The bun seems to compress immediately and struggle to hold up under the burden of the (5oz?) patty. It’s hard to tell if we’re dealing gourmet style or smash patty but… either way, it’s messy.

First bite. If you’d been judging the book by its cover, you would at this point be slapping yourself. Because the clumsy, BBQ aesthetics of this burger give way to a flavour and mouthfeel explosion. The bun is soft, sweet and pliant; the crust of the patty brings crunch, the meat itself melts away with a lingering sense of beef and happiness. This is compounded by the additional crunch and umami explosion of the crispy, thick cut bacon. The vegetables add sweetness, and sourness from the pickle and a faint hint of both in the burger sauce bind everything gloriously. The grilled onions add, too – a gentle, sweet bite in every mouthful. If this burger was a robot it would be Voltron because the whole is far more immense and powerful than the parts are, and despite looking like a glorious mess when combined – it is a tremendous force for good.

As to the fries? Good. Crisp with fluffy potato interior – slightly underseasoned – which is fine – because that makes dunking them in the provided, unrequested mayo and ketchup pots clearly part of their design.

Together? Fabulous. Really, really good combination. Can recommend.

Monkey finger rating  

Bun –  4.5/5 – despite what looked like excessive squidge
Build – 1.5/5 
Burger – 4.5/5 5
Taste –  4.5/5  
Sides – 4/5 –    
Value – 5/5 – £16 for burger and side, ish.  

Burger rating – 4.5/5 – I would go back for this tomorrow. Seriously, I’d like to.  

The deets 

The White Swan is tucked away on Alie Street, directly behind the BT building. It’s a delight; food’s served from 12 noon-9pm and you can find them here.

Meat Stop residency, Commercial Tavern, Commercial Street, London

Sumptuous, rich Oklahoma style tribute

Burger source 

I’m confident in my mid-life crisis here, so I’ll confess that I saw this place blowing up on TikTok, and it was conveniently close to the office. Particularly on a day when the tube strikes meant my route required an Overground train, so I *had* to walk past it after a slightly late finish at the office…

The conceit is Essex-farmed, Essex-sourced, local high quality produce; dry-aged beef ground daily, ‘custom spec brioche’ (maybe it has upgraded RAM? – I took this as code that they don’t make it but ask for an extra egg yolk or something in there) – all cooked fresh on site, daily.

The videos and photos I’d seen made this look truly drool worthy, so was excited to see how it shaped up.

The order 

This was tough, on the burger front. I mean, obviously I wasn’t going to order the peanut butter burger because I’m not Elvis, but otherwise… Classic, Oklahoma style (‘the car boot’), Stilton (usually better than I expect it to be), cheese and bacon (well, pancetta), or a classic cheeseburger… Even with a small menu, I felt spoilt for choice!

And so naturally, I opted out of the decision – I asked the server what she recommended and when she called the Car Boot, that was decision made. I had a side of ‘skins’ – rough cut new potatoes, triple fried and heavily seasoned.

The meat of it 

It’s a pretty burger. It arrived wrapped, which probably helped the melt on that glorious cheese. The char on the burger and the onions is in obvious evidence – Oklahoma style, for the uninitiated, involves layering a large pile of thin-sliced onions on the raw side of the patty after it hits the grill, then flipping it and charring them in. The bun is toasted, warm and soft to touch. It’s good.

No cutlery, so first bite is also the cross-section…

Ok, maybe I had a couple of bites.

The melange of flavours and textures is an immediate joy. You get the char, the slight bitterness from the crisped onions, the sweetness of the rich, juicy, well-seasoned beef and the velvety unguence of the cheese, blended into a glorious gestalt. The bun holds up and adds sweetness and bready flavour contrast in one; it’s almost in perfect balance. The dry-aged beef is uncomplicated, but that’s not a criticism – it’s simple, delicious and high grade. The lean/fat ratio is spot on, making it juicy but not outrageously messy. It’s cooked to a perfect pink, as you can see, with coarse ground, loose packed meat – just how I like it. The patty has a good heft, too, probably in the 6oz territory, making this a pretty well packaged, pretty well sized bundle of joy.

As to its limitations, it’s hard to critique this as I haven’t had a lot of Oklahoma style burgers in the past so I don’t have much of a frame of reference. From what I’ve heard, they sometimes have a bit more sweetness and crunch from the onions, and the burger does want somewhat for textural contrast. It’s very… soft. But that’s lovely in its own way; the onions cooking on the grill are meant to steam the burger and leave it tender and fresh. From a sweet/savoury contrast perspective, I don’t know if you’d pollute Oklahoma style with some burger sauce or relish, but it was *very* savoury. I love that, so happy with it as was, but thoughtful about the possibility.

All in all – excellent.

As to the side… No fries here, just these skin-on new potatoes, cut into uneven chunks. The result is a mix of crispy corners and chunky, fluffy new potato clouds, all heavily salted and served with a sauce of your choosing (at a premium of 2 quid per sauce pot). I went for a garlic aioli, which added a slick tempering of the – extremely but justifiably – heavily salted new potatoes. I normally gravitate exclusively to the crisp chunks but the fluffier, chunkier lumps were delicious too. I unexpectedly inhaled the substantial portion; can recommend.

Monkey finger rating  

Bun –  5/5  
Build – 4.5/5 
Burger – 5/5 
Taste –  4.5/5  
Sides – 4.5/5 – think I marginally preferred the new potatoes at The Plimsoll, but it’s a close call.   

Value – 4/5 – £23 for burger, side and drink feels reasonable.  

Burger rating – 4.5/5 – this one is up there

The deets 

The Commercial Tavern is a well known and well-liked drinkery a few minutes from Liverpool Street, Shoreditch High Street and Aldgate East. Highly recommended for the newfound residents, kudos Meat Stop